what’s a pokemon’s favorite popcorn?
Norwegian fairy cats
The fun thing about Norwegian forest cats (also known as Norwegian fairy cats, as noted here) is that they’re not just fluffy. They’re also some of the buffest cats around - there’s twenty pounds of solid muscle under that luxurious fluff, and a set of enormous claws designed for climbing sheer cliffs. The “Norwegian” part of their name isn’t just about geography, either - these little bastards used to sail with the Vikings.
I want one.
I need six.